An Open Letter to Santa

Dear Santa,

Let’s cut to the chase. You know I’ve been a good boy and you’re a generous guy. You know you want to leave me something nice under the Christmas tree, but I’m a terrible person to get gifts for. I have a bad habit of purchasing everything I want before anyone has a chance to give it to me.

It doesn’t have to be that difficult, especially with my help. If you click through to the rest of this post, I’ll give you a few suggestions.

Heavy Rain

When it comes to gifts, I know you don’t specialize in games about child abduction and murder. However, I’ve wanted to play this game for a really long time now. If you got this for me for Christmas, I would play this right away, if that means anything to you.

Donkey Kong Country Returns

Donkey Kong Country holds a special place in my heart. I still remember fondly when you gave me the original Donkey Kong Country for Christmas almost 15 years ago. That game was awesome and I hear this one is too. I may be too old to relive that magic, but I’d sure love to play a new Donkey Kong Country game.

Call of Duty: Black Ops

I know what you’re thinking, Santa. You read my blog all the time and know that I’ve been extremely skeptical about this game. I’m still a bit skeptical about it, but I’ve heard from everyone that it’s very good. If it’s a good Call of Duty, then yes, I would like to see what all the fuss is about.

Super Mario All-Stars Limited Edition

I know you may not be a gamer, Santa, but you probably don’t need my rationale for this one.

God of War 3

As with Heavy Rain, I know that the subject matter and events that occur may not be to your liking. However, if you gave the series a chance, like my girlfriend and I did a few months ago, you might really like slaying demons and having threesomes. Just keep that last bit on the low from Mrs. Claus.

Those are a few things I’m interested in for Christmas, but feel free to surprise me if you think I should try. Thank you for being awesome to all the good boys and girls and please continue to bring happiness to everyone.



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